Have An Unforgettable 30th Birthday

I've had a lot of forgettable birthdays.  I guess it's partly my fault, historically speaking, I'm not one to make a big deal out of them.  I've just never been one of those people. If it weren't for my photos, I probably would not have memory of many of my birthdays, including some of the more "monumental" ones.

My Sweet 16th Birthday I got an ice cream cake from Baskin Robbins and had some friends over to celebrate.

My 18th Birthday I had a small get together with my closest friends.  We were in college at the time, and decided to crash our high school's homecoming dance.

My 21st Birthday was so forgettable that I could only recall it through photos, and it wasn't because I was drunk either.  I was pretty sober, unfortunately.  I went out with friends to Dave and Busters, had a few drinks, and then went to a friends house to open presents.  The End.

In recent years I have decided to embrace my birthdays, and have fun with it. 

My 28th Birthday I spent wine tasting in Santiago, Chile, and then literally took over a local bar at night.

My 29th Birthday I spent in a suite in Las Vegas, with two nights of clubbing, and a helicopter flight to the Grand Canyon.

I was determined to have an unforgettable 30th Birthday, so I booked a trip to Europe, and planned to have my birthday in Barcelona to celebrate with friends.

On my balcony in Barcelona with a pink frosted cupcake and a bottle of Cava.

We decided to have dinner the night before my birthday.  Since the Spanish love having late dinners, we headed out to the El Born area to look for a pintxos place that someone had recommended to us.  Hours prior, we had met with some other friends that were native to Barcelona.  They warned us excessively to be careful of pickpocketers.

As we were walking down a busy street, I heard my friend who was looking at a map suddenly scream.  I turned around and saw a man sprinting down an alley with her bag.  Oh my god.  Were we just robbed?   Two locals ran up to us and pointed to a police man just a few feet from us.  We ran up to him and told him our sob story, and he just kinda shrugged and gave us a "Tough Luck" look.

We were convinced the man followed us for awhile, specifically waiting till we passed the alley to give him the best opportunity to rob us.

My friend was obviously bummed. Thankfully we had left most of our valuables in our hotel safe.  She lost her iPhone, an old digital camera, an umbrella, about 50 euros, and a few tablets of Imodium.  We joked for the rest of our trip that we hoped the jerk took all the Imodium and couldn't poop for days.

We did eventually find that pintxos place. So we spent the following hour eating delicious food and drinking way too much cava.

We headed to the bars of the El Born area and found a bar with dance music and the most Uh-Mazing mojitos.

I rang my 30th year of life dancing with some new buddies!  We met a group of people that worked for a university that were touring a guest from Asia.  This "guest" had some crazy dance moves.  It was like a dance scene from a movie, you know, one person starts dancing crazy, and then EVERYONE simultaneously joins in.   I'm pretty sure he got his dance inspiration from PSY.

Correction, I think he is PSY.  Gangnam Style Bitches!

On my actual birthday we spent some time checking out the eccentric work of Gaudi.  The weather was not really to my liking, but it was perfect weather to enjoy some coffee and of course, more cava....

We did more site seeing, before ending the evening at a restaurant for tapas and sangria.  I spent the evening with my three witches, an inside joke that was spawned while we were traveling through Africa.  Only we could turn delicious sangria into a witches brew.....

Enjoying a fantastic meal with great friends was a perfect ending to an especially unforgettable birthday.  It didn't matter that I was half way across the world, it truly was the company that made it unforgettable.

This year I will be spending my 31st (eek!) birthday having dinner with friends, and then spending a few days in St Louis enjoying some Halloween debauchery!  Here's to more unforgettable birthdays!

Date Accomplished:  October 23rd, 2011

Celebrate My Birthday In A Different Country

I didn't have the most exciting birthdays growing up.  My parents hated to throw parties, and most birthdays were spent at home, or going out to dinner at a fast food joint.

I wanted a birthday that I would never forget and be as far away from home as possible.

So, I planned my South America trip around my birthday.   

The day was memorable from start to finish, wine tasting in Santiago, walking along the Chilean coast, visiting a Moai statue, and a fantastic evening with friends to celebrate my birthday.

We grabbed a taxi to the Bellavista area, and we had the coolest taxi driver ever.  He blasted some Michael Jackson music to get us pumping.  We had reservations at Como Agua Para Chocolate which was named after the movie "Like Water For Chocolate."  Our table was on the second floor, far away from all the civilized people.

My friends got me a necklace, had the restaurant band sing to me, and then got me a cake.  My friend, Angel tried to smash the cake into my face, so in an act of revenge I snuck behind him and smothered his face with frosting.  It was one of my proudest moments.

Outside the restaurant we met a "street performer" that we quickly became friends with.   He made cat noises using a special whistle in his mouth, and startled people with his cat puppet as they walked by.  We spent half an hour hanging out with him, and later in the evening he joined us at the bar we proudly took over.  I think we were the highlight of his night!

We ended up at an Irish bar and started off the evening like normal human beings.  But then the beers started rolling in....and somehow we made it behind the bar pouring our own drinks!

Things got bad fast....

 

My friend, EJ, from New Zealand (the curly haired blond) is a wild drunk.  She dances with anyone, speaks with anyone, and flashes her boobs at anyone!  So anytime you're with EJ, you are guaranteed a wild time.  Chairs broke, body parts were flashed, and lots of kinky dancing was had. 

My birthday can only be best described in the form of a video. During the last clip of the video, we had all been dancing, and somewhat provocatively, and somehow a group of children were watching us from the door!  Innocence was broken that night!

Since then, I have also spent my 30th Birthday in Spain!

Date Accomplished:  October 23rd, 2009