Read: Go On A Walking Safari (Part 1)
The following day after my first walking safari, we set out on a mokoro to another island in the Okavango Delta.
I was feeling more comfortable with my new found powers of deciphering animals with their associated poop. We did find a herd of impalas in the distance, and a shy mongoose living inside a termite mound. But yet again, the poop craze struck once more, but this time we found a pile of hyena poop. After you finish Ooohing and aahing, I must confess that I was beginning to get a tad worried.
I began picturing myself as the Olympic Gold Medalist of an imaginary game called "Guess Who?: African Poop Edition."
"Are you the size of my head?"
"Do you look like blueberries?"
"Are you white?"
Okay, okay, I promise I will stop the poop jokes....for now. I was delusional, and losing my mind. I needed to see something other than doo-doo!
Well I think the African Gods (Yo Mufasa!) were listening because things started to get exciting!
As we were walking through the bush we spotted one of the Big 5, an Elephant in the distance. Our safari guide, Fillmon, told us to stop and slowly move the opposite direction. We were so excited to finally see something other than poop, that our primary focus became taking photos of the elephant rather than listening to our guide. Pretty much we were flunking "Walking Safari 101."
We noticed the elephant walking towards us. Fillmon immediately changed his tone and told us that the elephant could smell us and that we were in danger. He loudly whispered, "WALK FASTER!" What, huh? I saw the Spanish people in my group ignoring Fillmon and continuing to snap away. I nudged one of them to start moving. Then I heard, "Run, Run, Run!"
FUUUUUUUUUUUdgesicle! At this point the Elephant was only a few meters from us. Finally the rest of the group got the hint and hurried towards us. We climbed up a giant termite mound, and then proceeded to get a massive lecture from our guide....
"Don't you guys remember the rules from yesterday? When I tell you to run, you guys need to run! Do you think I was kidding? People have died not following the rules!"
Busted.
As we were being scolded on the termite mound, we realized we were surrounded by a herd of elephants. I counted almost 15 of them. As soon as we started our walk again, we spotted another elephant, but this time when Fillmon told us to move, we moved. This happened another few times.
My favorite moment of the day was when we climbed up another termite mound, and silently watched three elephants just meters away eating.
After our several elephant scares we saw a few bones, and a giant spider that we made (fake) spider pendants with.
As soon as we got back to our mokoros we exchanged stories with the other groups. "Oh, so you guys were the group in danger! We overheard your guides on the walkie-talkies."
We surely won all bragging rights that day, and I didn't have to go home crippled after being trampled by an Elephant, nor did I have to tell people that the most exciting thing I saw was poop.
Date Accomplished: September 21st & 22nd, 2010
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8 comments:
I have never been to Africa but I'd love to go on safari.
Africa has been one of my favorite places...I really found myself in Africa. It was the one place that I was okay not feeling the need to find a computer to log on to...I really allowed myself to be away from technology and to just enjoy being around nature.
I may have peed a little when I read "Yo Mufasa!" That and you're "Oh my gosh!!!" face with the spider cracked me up. You're too funny :)
What a great story!!!! That's what I love about life lists...you never know where the adventure will take uiy or how it will turn out!!!
Definitely an addict of Disney Movies here!
I had to get pretty close to that spider to get that shot. I was just hoping it wasn't a flying spider.
Very, very true!
Wow, how cool! Having just been to Thailand and heard about the tedancies of wild elephants to charge at you, it was very fitting to read your post. Am glad you didn't end up in worse danger and are still here to tell the tale. Sounds like a great adventure and how great to see them eating within feet of you:-)
I felt pretty safe, I was more worried about the others getting hurt. How was Thailand? I bet AMAZING!
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